
File under, ‘Shit Bougie Girls Say:’ “Oooh! My Starbucks gold card came in the mail!”

File under, ‘Shit Bougie Girls Say:’ “Oooh! My Starbucks gold card came in the mail!”

The making of a great compilation tape, like breaking up, is hard to do and takes ages longer than it might seem. You gotta kick off with a killer, to grab attention. Then you got to take it up a notch, but you don’t wanna blow your watt, so then you got to cool it off a notch. There are a lot of rules. Anyway…I’ve started to make a tape—in my head—for Laura. Full of stuff she likes. Full of stuff that make her happy. For the first time I can sort of see how that is done.
Rob Gordon.
High Fidelity.
This is my electric bill for this month.
June 2012 – the month where at least 170 all-time high temperature records were either broken or tied.
Air conditioning? Please. I’m from South Florida.
Rolling hot and awesome since 1994.
I stand in the kitchen
halfway to madness
dreaming of Hemingway’s Spain
it’s muggy, like they say,
I can’t breathe
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The Happy Life of the Tired
Charles Bukowski

Sarah knows the way to my heart.

Hot Chocolate + Justified.
Good way to wind down on a cold Tuesday* night.
* Despite knowing that Justified and SouthLAnd air on Tuesdays, I thought it was Wednesday. Meaning, I’ve been a day ahead all week. Meaning my week just got that much longer. Thanks for pointing it out, Drea!

Last week, I wrote a Yelp review for Nova Grill – this amazing Mediterranean joint by my office. In the review, I mentioned that their parsley herb sauce is glorious and if possible, I would swim in the stuff.
Today, I call Nova to place a lunch order and when it comes, I find this happy little surprise waiting for me!
Good day.

Never eat anything bigger than your head.
Obviously, this rule does not apply to pizza.

Imagine going Trick-or-Treating at Mother Nature’s house.
Instead of fun-sized Snickers, you get cold-cocked in the jaw.
That’s what this is.

So, I’m either going to die of a spider bite OR I’m going to get some sweet superpowers.
Anyone have Delbert McClintock’s number?

My office flooded, so I’m working from home.
Gotta tell you – Muffin Tin Omelettes with peppers, potatoes, onions and sharp cheddar? Way better than anything out of a vending machine.
Also, people who don’t put ketchup on their eggs are weird. Yeah, I said it.