Excerpts From Random Conversations I’ve Had Today:
Jaime: There needs to be more Zidaney headbutting in football.
McGillis: I wish I’d known better back in 2006. I would have been cheering on the eye-tie assault
Jaime: I tried to convince you, but no — you and Biffle cheered on the Eye-Ties to victory while your Java Bean lamented all by her lonesome. There was a tear in my beer that day, my dear.
McGillis: Well it’s not like we could take your word for it. First, you’re a girl so can’t be trusted in the ways of sports and second, you’re a Brit and simply can’t be trusted.
X: When are you getting your hair dyed for your trip?
Jaime: I already did.
X: Oh. Did you do it yourself?
Oh yeah. My ego is firmly in check.