We Read Too Many Fairy Tales as Children Or, Sorry That We’re Smartass Jerks, Mom

Mom (after making all the food ever): Do you want me to make more?
My Sister: No! Are you trying to fatten us up? Are you a witch? Are you going to eat us?

A short while later:

Mom: That dress looks nice!
(I turn around)
Mom: No, it doesn’t!

Yup. That’s my family.

Merry Christmas Eve, everyone!

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