Father Knows Best – 8

Paps: I’m not feeling well, Jemmy. I’m run down and nauseated.
Me: Maybe you’re pregnant!
Paps: My ovaries have been hurting lately…
Me: Ew…

One-upping his smart-ass kid since 1983.

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