I Will Never Be Cool Or, In Which I Make The Internet Hate Me

I spent entirely too much time watching this:

I knew it was Star Wars related but never having seen the movies (I. KNOW.), I had no clue what it was.

So, I texted my buddy who happens to be a pretty big Star Wars fan.

Me: Yo! Star Wars Fanboy! What is a Bantha?
X: Large furry elephant-like creatures found on your favorite planet.
Me: Hoth? Tattooine? That shitty planet with those little fucking teddy bears on it?
X: Ewoks live on Endor. That’s a moon, Jaime. Not a planet.

iPhone has a ‘derision’ feature.

Who knew?


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